Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
Today, as a 6 ft 8 woman, I never get much attention from men, until today when a guy who was 7 ft 1 approached me at the bar with the chat up line, "Hey little lady, you look about my size, can I buy you a drink?" It worked. I'm such a stereotype, we’re going on a date tomorrow. FML
Today, someone asked me if I was my boyfriend's little sister, just because of our height difference. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", and this is the fifth time it has happened. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I overheard the girl I like tell her friends about me, “I like his personality a lot, it would be so sexy if he was taller. He’s adorable though.” I’m just below average height for a man. I wouldn’t even consider myself super short. I hate being 22. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Love knows no boundaries.
raww77 12
ask him if he could if he could get u free presents from Santa first.
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Comments (102)
fmylifeNOT 15
Sux
cyttex 13
This comment has affected me both physically and spiritually thank you for the effort you put into this...
SweetasCandy0609 28
# 1 much like your comment try using your words next time.
Kyuzomi 12
Your username and the comment you made are the same, NOT!
Kn0wledge123 21
Well OP I'm 5'5. Our children will equal out to about 5'11-6'1
feelingold 18
OP - I'd let you ride my sleigh any time. And now this is the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to you.
Catkam623 27
Are your parents bakers cause you got some nice buns. No? Are you wearing space pants cause your ass is out of this world. Still no? Hey baby how bout you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about what "pops up". Nothing? Fine I'm done!
Sports_guy3 28
Size matters not.
jblumz 15
I'll be damned. I wish there was a button to express that...I really do.
Gvfell 9
Im gonna stop reading this thread and go retrieve some lost brain cells.
Welshite 40
Love knows no boundaries.
Arrow44 10
Neither does height, my parents are 5"9' and 5'5" and I'm 6' and still growing.
Soloman212 28
Whichever one is nine feet tall is a freaking beast.
RoboCunnilingus 23
^ Dude, really?
Sports_guy3 28
I know how he feels; I'm a midget and I know it.
Infamous_Tora 12
#39 was playing off a typo. 5'9" is hoe you may have read it, but it actually states 5"9' which is 5 inches 9 feet..
awilso13 8
#39 You sly devil you. Here you are sir, have my like.
a_wiener_d0g 15
I want a relationship like that
Tali147 16
Don't we all.
Eahae3 12
Roses are red Violets are blue You're tall enough Let me ride you(:
gotaplanstan 28
height doesn't matter when you're lying down
commonlogicz42 6
He'd have to be on his tippy toes to hit it doggy style.
raww77 12
ask him if he could if he could get u free presents from Santa first.
feelingold 18
no ******* way
KillSwitch96 18
I can see this being the beginning of a "Catfish" episode! You could make a lot of money off of this story!
addioty 19
Ah Catfish! Well, they are making a new season. . .
sikunt89_fml 16
I love catfish, nev and max are great!
tpm45 25
Don't worry, I'm sure this will be a short phase in your life.
traviscool 12
at least he was legit, most people are fake online!
KillSwitch96 18
From the context of this FML post, I would say he WAS fake because he was just then trying to convince her to do that when they met in person for the first time.
doodlecloud 27
(ignore, posted in wrong place)
Rainhawk94 27
Well you have been talking to him for two years
Sal_G_63 5
Thank you, Captain Obvious. How could we have ever not known that without you? *looks at the FML* Oh yeah, that's how!
laurenasabutton 26
You say that like it's relevant?
touch_phobia 13
Ouch. Don't worry OP, if you get out there you'll meet someone who'll be romantic, just keep looking! :)
JoshuahColins 19
Wow, aren't you conceded
iknowiwantyou 13
firstly, it's conceited*** and secondly don't use words you don't know definition of because neither conceited nor conceded apply to what 9 said.
Flowtastic 16
Midgets can't be romantic? O.o
MrBoredomioo 18
He's not short he's fun sized!