Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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Blueglasscup 18
And your relatives came back to a dead aunt?
mandaboo 8
I'm sorry for your loss :( some people....
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Comments (239)
Chibiko 9
Your aunt's a stupid bitch.
Flames_Fan101 0
agreed
lol32360 0
agreed too
Blueglasscup 18
And your relatives came back to a dead aunt?
rangermedic77 5
lol
DiscoSlut 0
hahahah
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
shoot your aunt int the face.
kyanisaurus 0
give her some dog pills next time, see how she likes it :D
emz89 0
sorry to hear that op. but your aunt is an idiot for giving your cat aspirin.
MilanKing 0
what's for dinner?
chiddy_bang71 0
spaghetti and meat balls with a side of fresh salad and a breadstick. why do u ask? This is a joke. don't thumb this down because you think I didn't get his comment.
sheethapins 13
Leftover chicken and egg noodle soup. Hungry?
hiyourcute 0
Hey chiddy bang, next time skip the disclaimer, get less thumb downs.
CitrusGirl 0
For a 40 pound dog you shouldn't give them more than one aspirin every three days or so. I can only imagine what it would do to a cat.
deviable 9
aspirin is more poisonous to cats than dogs.
ugliness 6
dogs handle aspirin much better than cats, cats however are extremely likely to die if given it
MilanKing 0
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch shes a stupid bitch OP's aunt is the biggest bitch... OP's aunt, she's a big fat stinkin biitttccchhh!!!
WCARlover 35
I know how losing cats is, so I'm sorry:(
BigOrca 2
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One less cat. Thank god. my wife has two pain in the ass cats that I think have a fever.