Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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Blueglasscup 18
And your relatives came back to a dead aunt?
mandaboo 8
I'm sorry for your loss :( some people....
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Comments (239)
JohnM989 2
And the Darwin award goes to.....
Feklfekl2222 32
you have to die to get a darwin award
JohnM989 2
Nooooooo.really?!?!
Feklfekl2222 32
well if you haven't noticed no one has died in this fml
T3P33_fml 0
yes, the cat just took a nap. for ever.
TessIsabella 0
Because cats are definitely eligible for the darwin award :P
geeksaresexy 18
Darwin awards are for when people remove themselves from the gene pool not when someone removes someone else..
Imrussian24 2
on Monday's she's a bitch on Tuesday she's a bitch on wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch on Sunday she's a superking biaaaatch.
Jaxon26 0
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EnterSandman_fml 20
Time to get her arrested for animal cruelty. Pets are family members.
Ryanmatuszak 5
I bet that will be the last time your aunt will be your petsitter
arielleemariee 0
Your aunt is a dumbasss !
Nemmycakes 3
wow, your aunt is dumb.
jake3292 5
WTF?!? is ur anut mental and why are people saying that you desever it?
ribbyc80 0
YEAH 83!! what a mental anut!!!!
jake3292 5
yyyyaaaa
Ceecee9c 10
not 100% sure if it's common sense, but aspirin is poisonous to cats and dogs.
Bob31_fml 4
incorrect. only at toxic doses. my old beagle gets a "pet aspirin" once a day. it's in the pet store, check it out. other pain relievers like Tylenol are, however, toxic.
candys123 0
ive heard of cats getting aspirin before and nothing ever happens to them..