Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML
Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML
Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML
Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML
Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML
Today, I had to put my 12 year-old dog down because he had dementia. I was told I got to lay on the floor with him, and say when I was ready. The vet brought my dog out on a stretcher, had the vet tech put him in a choke-hold, and administered the drugs before I could speak. Now, I have PTSD and she has to undergo sensitivity training. FML
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Darling_Cherry 5
Hello Sadcat, I'm sorry to hear about the lump in your kitty and hope it's nothing. The misunderstanding sounds hilarious and probably scared the hell out of the doctor. :)
aeslehc_ 0
Hopefully you didn't pass out with your cat in your arms.
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Rhinehart 0
First comment! And oh, hope your cat is OK.
xDConversexD 0
loser
1800getalife 0
you are such a pussy!
llcooljoey 0
I'm pretty sure I read that in a joke book
JustDial911 0
epic fail.
missylewisasa 0
lol damn u r right!!! YDI
MetroidSlayer01 8
blame microsoft
pwincessa23 1
who's the pussy now?! lmfao!
killerviral 0
lol iMac rules
pluralbusted 0
WTF? iMac sucks, the 27 inch has terrible screen problems, it is also non upgradale. I suppose it would be an alright computer... if you are like seventy years old and handicapped
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
ydi for killing michael jackson
safirestar09 0
This is not about how awesome Macs are. This is about OP's stupidity. Although, Macs are a lot better. You know, there's no blue screen of death, no viruses (abou 99.9% of the time), and just all-around epicness.
safirestar09 0
I mean, I've never had a virus and I don't know any Mac users that have. I'm just not sure whether or not it's impossible.
PaperCaper 11
I've always had a pc, and I've never had a virus... Personally I think you have to be pretty stupid in most cases to get a virus.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
142, i think you confused "epicness" with "lizards". Also, if you knew what you're talking about, you would know that macs are really insecure. They had a code execution bug in the text editor not long ago for ***** sake. It's just that no hacker cares about macs. Linux is a target (but still has no virii in the wild) because pretty much every server runs it and windows is a target because pretty much every user runs it, but macs are, as of yet, no target. But maybe they will be some time in the future and then you'll see that even the embarassingly out of date unix core of mac will not rescue it.
im_asian 0
LOLOLOL
apfunction 0
so when did your cat say he felt this lump?
MadPercussion 0
yeah seriously, the wording is terrible. unless her cat can speak O_o
lolpwntdumass 0
um... I've read this joke in two different joke books.
ichikibobivopula 0
yeah I'm kinda confused too. ydi for having a talking cat.
Herropreez17 0
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KITTY???? :S
HanaxD 0
YDI. Why the hell would you pass out? Or pick her up before the vet was finished in the first place?
fr33convict 0
that's what I was thinking O_o
BritishHobo 0
Easy: 1. She loves her cat, and was so upset that she wanted to hug it to feel better. 2. On hearing (what she thought was true) that the cat would have to be put down, she was so upset that she passed out.
MF12 0
seriously have you guys never felt any love for anything?.... besides yourselves, I mean
Anteezy 7
I spent most of my teenage years loving myself, of course it was tough love.
ffmmllyaya 0
chyea
reiyu 0
no way.. do u love in the Chicagoland area by chance?
lolorly 0
I love in the Chicagoland region. But I also live there.
aeslehc_ 0
Hopefully you didn't pass out with your cat in your arms.
halolord01 2
that's what I was thinking :)
missylewisasa 0
"too bad" u meant.. hihi
sterl13 0
hopefully perdix was there to save the day
repyourcliche 0
first time i have liked something you've commented.
MadeOfAwesome 1
first time I haven't. -_-
perdix 31
You can win 'em all. And I guess you can't lose 'em all, either! Whew!
o0XMzMayX0o 0
yea i dnt like this one :/ OP - poor kitty I hope it will b ok from u falling on it!
sterl13 0
I love perdix
infiniti_G 0
Me too
eduardo2k 0
perdix used to be plexico?
darkmis1 18
Why did he change his user name?
mainiac_zombie_m 0
perdix/plexico> Chuck Norris
Al_HyLo 5
hopefully you did.
Crush89 0
Wow, little too attached there. Your going to be THAT cat lady. hope your ok after the fall tho
eehizle 0
first!
im_asian 0
FAIL, now go **** yourself
KrazyKatz3 26
No... no you're not....
goatboy197 0
I hope nothing is wrong with your cat!
mfmylifesrsly 30
same. but, OP your kinda a stupid bitch and to chill. I LOVE cats but I wouldn't do that.