Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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RooBooBear 0
Take his girlfriend.
Goddess_Rummy 13
That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.
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Comments (166)
RuckasNucka 0
Let him take the dog. The Chinese need to eat too!
BoredUnicorn 6
Hunt that bitch down
MagicallyFat 12
Haha I'd do the same. If anyone ever took my cat Id find them beat then and take my pet back
koe4 0
either way he can get his revenge
nucky_fml 5
You should find out where he moved to, and when he's not there plant drugs and weapons in his new place. Then call the cops and say that he stole your dog at gun point so they'll search his place and find all the contraband...karma
thomas357 0
they will also find your finger prints all over the gun
ouch1990 0
Who let the dog out, ruf ruf
lorraineald 7
Not OPs roommate. No, he stole the dogs before they could be let out.
Awahso 25
Fire bomb his apartment! I mean uhm, how about just nabbing the dog back, then change the locks on your door?
hyden121 2
Lovers quarrel?
EnEl_Infierno 15
Hope your dog bites him in the nuts that'll teach him.
RooBooBear 0
I like your pic
EnEl_Infierno 15
Why my comment show up here? Oh well.
EnEl_Infierno 15
Well thank you, that's my favorite lighter, you have good taste. And I'm drunk right now lol win!
coltsrock37 15
Take something him or his relatives can never get back. Like his sisters virginity
JEHughes 13
yes, then get the dog back.
hwp123 0
Tell him your dog has rabies:0
IndiRae 9
Should he make that face while he says it?
hwp123 0
Yes with whipcream
melissa1335331 0
walk up to his house and take back everything he took including his stuff and your dog
dragondude2 7
i hope you've figured out to call the cops by now. as long as the dog is registered to you, you win :D