Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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RooBooBear 0
Take his girlfriend.
Goddess_Rummy 13
That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.
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Comments (166)
Kobberman 0
you should've taught the dog attack commands
sylphy 0
Sue him. Any judge will laugh in his face and get you your dog back.
MYLC70 0
I hope you microchipped the dog , or else you be screwedd >.
ladyreal420 3
I hate ppl who steal...anyways find them n **** them up......I got a bat u want to use it?
Arch27 27
That sucks, but you deserved it for not supervising him when he moved out. NEVER leave your stuff alone with someone who is leaving, especially if it's on bad terms. What you should do is call the cops and go get your stuff back, especially your dog.
xxskittlezxx1 0
o.O not the puppy
SorrowFull 8
Hello, is this me for the future?
brianjman14 23
Find him and beat the shit out of him. If someone ever took one of my dogs, they would regret it.
thomas357 0
ya he is afraid of someone who is but not limited to being a gay, stoner, over weight, and can even put a picture of them self on that won't make them look like a retard. ya he is scared of you.
thomas357 0
can't not can
brianjman14 23
1st. At least I have a picture. You look like a coward when you insult someone for their picture when you're hiding yours. 2nd. I don't look overweight at all, you moron.
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Call the cops, get ur pooch back
thomas357 0
no way.. stupid