Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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Top comments
RooBooBear 0
Take his girlfriend.
Goddess_Rummy 13
That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.
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Comments (166)
nicolegreberis 0
That's unfortunate if someone stole my animal I'd get my baby back safely and then beat the f**k out of the ******* clephftomaniac
gofferurself 10
it is called the police, and in California the phone number is 911. Call, tell them that your frm roommate (insert name here) took your dog. Give them any contact information you might also have, and perhaps a picture of the dog and documentation that the dog belongs to you. Problem solved.
Martha_Plant 8
Get the dog back, and sleep with a family member of his to get revenge.
tj4234 36
well go get it back!
Jasonf6 0
Call the cops.
KatieeAdamss 17
Awwh I feel got you! I couldn't imagine anyone stealing my dog! Hunt that bitch down, then plant drugs on him. Payback!
SAgirl 23
Got to the cops and get your shit back?
hurrican_fml 0
you know it's just a dog. can't you just buy another one?
fatass_ninja 0
u can't just buy another, dogs are like family members! PS. u suck for thinking that
JEHughes 13
82 is right. it's not "just a dog" if someone took my dog I would call the cops, get my dog back after I pressed charges and then beat the shit out of him.
fatass_ninja 0
plant drugs in his workplace! hello jobless!
ILoveEmoes 9
What is it with people and stealing dogs?!