Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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RooBooBear 0
Take his girlfriend.
Goddess_Rummy 13
That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.
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Comments (166)
neuf77 1
threesome with his mom and sister!
sethlovesethan 0
Dang it perfect timing for my exploding cupcakes if only he took a couple!!
rakuboi 3
If you live in an area in which your dog requires a license then you're fine. What you do is call the police and report a theft of your property and your pet. You have proof of ownership of these things hopefully. MAKE SURE that you press charges and that the idiot that moved out gets a criminal record. Not being able to work should teach him a lesson.
shoecrazy 5
Who does that?
kenziem18 0
what bitch ass takes someone's dog that's just mean! sorry op
extremecholo 0
If someone stole my dog I would go to their house beat them with a bat and bring my dog home
theonlysweetpea 10
That's an asskickin!
structuredchaoz 4
Call the police
fairies633 8
go get your stuff instead of complaining on fml about it!
snowman420 0
Wow. Beat some ass