Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a concussion when banging my head. I got extremely nauseous and nearly passed out. The emergency doctor gave me anti-nausea pills. The top three side effects are headache, dizziness and drowsiness. I have no idea if they're working. FML
Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML
Today, I was prescribed medication to treat the headaches, caused by the medication to treat the lethargy, caused by the medication to treat my crippling nerve pain, without which I'd be stuck in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
Today, I woke up with a nasty cough. My mother gave me cough syrup for it. After about 30 minutes, I was dizzy, nauseous, and high as a fucking kite. Turns out the cough syrup reacts badly with my prescription medications, making me even sicker than I already was. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
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Top comments
emt420 0
I'd rather have the headache.
bexox 0
Its topamax, isnt it? If it is, youll get used to it
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Comments (16)
emt420 0
I'd rather have the headache.
bexox 0
Its topamax, isnt it? If it is, youll get used to it
couldbeworse55 0
ftw? This crap shouldn't be allowed through. Don't whine about side effects if you agree to test a drug.
blacklite69 0
I was gonna write what #1 wrote. =/
ddrluna 2
What the hell? They already have plenty of drugs for headaches. It's called Ibuprofen. All the fix with none of those side effects. Easy. =
Jeffskates123 0
YDI, theres already drugs for headaches :P
greyhok 0
i wouldnt do testing unless i completely needed the money.
themaintroll 0
YDI for snorting chili powder
cre0420 0
did u get paid for this
mikeyformayor 0
weed is safer for you compared to ibuprofen so just get high and save yourself the stomach ulcers :)