Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
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SouthernSweetie 13
Oh no, the Grinch is back to his evil, anti-Christmas ways!!!
exzaclee 3
He's a mean one, Mr. Grinch...
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Comments (121)
Liimitless 6
Just keep following the trail of ornaments..you're bound to find something
bellalady44 5
The grinch is real! Haha!
AshorinaMoshe 10
He's a mean one.....Mr.Grinch
ohmandapants 17
^ come up with your own comment.
22jrdn55 15
a tree in deed!
ColtsDoug18 0
Look on the bright side.... ! ... Oh wait.
alexwarfield333 1
Some people can't afford a Christmas Tree.
xoxPatrina 8
Grinch?
laurbear12 3
really?
BeefyQueef 5
Nude 4 nude?
rattusrattus 19
I'm just giggling here. I'm imagining a guy in a burglar outfit, with a huge bag with 'SWAG' written on it. Christmas tree, 6ft, sticking out the top and shedding ornaments. I know it's bad and upsetting for the OP, but damn... Well, any suggestions on what to do with all the coal that is sure to be in my stocking tomorrow?
OhLohd111 11
Have a barbecue for all of us FMLers :3
mikeeg 0
They're like $50-$80 on average, that's a lot.
BeefyQueef 5
No capital letters at the beginning of your sentences? Really?