Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
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lovinlife028 24
Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)
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Miss_Whipped 43
The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.
Cocoapelli 23
Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.
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Comments (69)
Charles900 16
That's got to hurt. I hope you're not allergic to them, OP.
MissKangaroo 23
Ouch
WitEluded 13
You should bee more careful
Mauskau 36
I see wasp you did there.
acommonman 23
wrong insect, man! that ant gonna fly.
WitEluded 13
Buzz off
PlainWhiteWalls 20
You sound ticked off.
bsums203 13
I don't think this one was avoidable if she had been more careful.
thecman25 14
That was weak
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Just don't let it bug you out.
Cocoapelli 23
Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.
ebonyrose2828 16
That must really sting!
fuckercakes 21
I cringe at the thought
wakemeupplease 21
Sorry but YDI next time cover your mouth when you yawn!!
I_Bite 22
my grandma used to say "if you don't cover your mouth (when you yawn) you'll let the devil in" guess she wasn't entirely wrong
XxBunBunxX 2
Sometimes things are quick. I was in class barely starting a young I almost had my hand to cover it when I got a spitball spit into my mouth. Within 4 seconds on starting a yawn I ended up choking.
nityasomaiya 46
#42 this is FML worthy
DeathMeat 16
*If you don't bother them, they won't bother you* My Ass!!!
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
While I agree with you, I don't think yawning counts as bothering them.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
i think he was saying 'my ass' about the saying, like he means the saying is bs because OP didnt bother the wasp
iiTzNeeNerz 26
There's the misunderstanding. All I see is 'My' at the of his comment. (cut off? idk) When you add 'ass' his comment actually makes sense. My apologies.
mld4657 28
Jeez ouch I sorry op