Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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peacockfeather 0
Ninjas want to celebrate christmas too you know.:)
z4opv14 0
Whoops, I thought you were gonna throw it out. My bad :)
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Comments (75)
gtridr 1
lol first nice
Dr_Pwn 0
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
White667 0
You know, it's extremely Project Mayhem-like, this sorta' thing. =P Kinda ironic.
nazooer 11
OP, was it the grynch??
EvieAngel 0
Lol I lawld @ this post! Someone STOLE your Christmas tree? How does that even happen? I mean...they couldn't have gotten far. Just drive down the road and look for the person running with a Christmas tree under their arm.
Ootori 0
lol idiot take the tree inside ur garage or something
RusselFaraday 0
that's just wrong
Dr_Pwn 0
first lolo
rainbo955 0
Dr.pwn just got pwned.
z4opv14 0
Whoops, I thought you were gonna throw it out. My bad :)
peacockfeather 0
Ninjas want to celebrate christmas too you know.:)
Kukironosuke 16
awesome @ #5
plutosaplanet 0
well thats not very Christmas spirit-y =(
Dutchie2010 0
Happy Holidays!
myfriend_youfail 3
.......Obviously, the thief was an idiot. Sure, steal the tree that has little monetary value, but leave the goddamn TRUCK. For some reason...I'm thinking the culprits are a bunch of neighborhood kids. You'll probably find the tree later on like my brother found his bike: just down the street, covered in silly string and piss. 'Tis the season to be pranking, fa la la la la, la la la la!
davidomke 0
i was wondering that too :P
dahlia_springs 0
maybe whoever stole it can't afford a tree by themselves...
Moonstarmist 0
That's no excuse.
WTFsGoingOn 0
When I was broke and living with roommates when I first started college we put a twig in a coke bottle, hung random shit from around the house on it and celebrated Canadian boxing day instead of Christmas. Being poor isn't an excuse for theft.
nikkers 0
That sucks. Go get another tree and maybe dont leave it unattended. Youd think you would notice someone making off with your tree tho as im assuming it wasn't tiny? Anyways a pox on the thiefs and i hope its got some scary squirrel resting in it ala national lampoon...
_Noon_ 0
Wow, I guess it really was perfect! Go back to the christmas tree farm and tell your story, then maybe they'll give you a close-to-perfect tree :)