Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, my boss fired me because someone hacked our website and replaced pictures of our products with furry porn (don’t Google it, it’s weird as fuck). We don’t have an IT department, but since I spend the most time on the computer controlling stock and purchases, he blamed me instead. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
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Top comments
Ninjahiga 27
That's not right, you should report him
UhHuhHoney 20
Dude **** that. Make it clear that wasn't your fault. Talk to HR about it.
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Ninjahiga 27
That's not right, you should report him
UhHuhHoney 20
Dude **** that. Make it clear that wasn't your fault. Talk to HR about it.
bigmusclebro 20
You should most likely contact another individual who can help you put the blame where it needs to be. Keep your head up, bud! There are crooked individuals out there for themselves!
imapartypooper 15
If you are not able to rid yourself of the blame, then you should quit. Otherwise that could follow your career for a long time.
sa5v 21
Don't take blame! Tell someone higher up or get your boss to confess. Don't take the downfall for something you didn't do op!
may14th 26
Your boss is an absolute idiot.
Tomedn 16
That's outrageous, dodgy boss and dodgy company. I hope you find a better place OP.
beeferjay 34
welcome to the world of business
LilMissCanadian 22
Thanks for supporting OP
beeferjay 34
the real world isn't a show on MTV, it's big and nasty like a stripper past her prime
Fairyjoshy 13
If something is broken, you fix it. Saying "Oh well that's <x>" is the pinnacle of stagnation.
itscomplicated15 6
Remind me of never working anywhere close to you. Thanks in advance.
revolvearoundme 15
Don't work close to me. You're welcome.
TheLadyOpal 30
Wow, I wonder if that was even really an accident. In any case, please don't allow yourself to be shat on like this.
Optic50 9
Your boss is a but hole report him