ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Southfield, United States
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Zach Got Robbed
Clifton, United States
It's a doggy dog world
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
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Who's a good boy?
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Vee
United States
Beast Mode
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Classic canine move
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy!
Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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gigistar15 21
Shows that not all pitbulls are vicious! But that definitely sucks for u :(
stuner56 22
Knowing the way people are, if your dog actually did something, your mugger would probably sue you
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Comments (105)
Edumcg 24
Ugh, I hate thieves. At least they didn't hurt your dog. I hope you didn't lost anything irreplaceable.
sweetbliss3 37
OP didn't lose anything irreplaceable, that's how he got to write the fml.
ToBeFilledInLate 11
how do you know what he lost? you weren't there.
sweetbliss3 37
his life. I'm talking about his life. everything is replaceable except that.
tdawg91 17
There usually isn't a bright side to being mugged but in this case, there is. There are so many bans and restrictions on breeds (especially your boy!) that even a nip on the muggers hand could get him put down. My ex had an American staffy X bull mastiff and he was resricted, so when some Jehovahs witnesses came to our house, he barked like crazy and circled them so they couldn't move, I had to drag him inside just in case he did something because if he did, the council would have had him put down ASAP ( but seriously, who the hell sees a 53Kilo dog barking their head off with their hair standing up and tail on end and STILL unlatches the gate?!)
tranced_ 45
You failed as a trainer
cakefete2 31
I'm sorry, but this comment totally made me think of Pokemon. "I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was..."
Patriots21 14
Yeah, let's embrace the pitbull stereotype and breed vicious, mean dogs...jackass
kybon 12
It made me think of what a lousy trainer ash is
cakefete2 31
That's a doggone shame!
n3rdzgotskillz 29
As horrible as it is being mugged and I am so sorry for you, it does show what a loving and playful owner you must be to have such a sweet-tempered dog.
blufishie 17
Should have gotten a chihuahua if you wanted a guard dog. They can be very protective
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Take that, people who push for breed bans!
Badkarma4u 17
It could have been worse. He could have bitten the mugger. Then you would have gotten sued for having an evil, vicious breed of dog, that eats babies, kittens, bunny rabbits, and attacks old ladies on ther way home from church.
labaro19 17
Proof pit bulls aren't vicious! Also your dog is dumb as a sack of hair
rocker_chick23 27
If you got him to be a guard dog, you picked the wrong breed. A well bred and well trained pit bull will never be human aggressive, even to strangers.