ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Southfield, United States
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Zach Got Robbed
Clifton, United States
It's a doggy dog world
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
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Who's a good boy?
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Vee
United States
Beast Mode
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Classic canine move
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy!
Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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gigistar15 21
Shows that not all pitbulls are vicious! But that definitely sucks for u :(
stuner56 22
Knowing the way people are, if your dog actually did something, your mugger would probably sue you
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Comments (105)
FYlife604 18
what you expect? the apbt and am staffs and staffys love people they were bred to love people and fight each other. Any dog that turned on people was culled. this was due to the involvement of humans in dog fights and back in the day bull baiting hence pit bulls
FYlife604 18
97 pounds of obese doggy drool. no pit bull should weigh that much. I would bet his pit bull is an American bully, that was passed off as a pit bull
Cemetery87 10
you do realize you have to TRAIN dogs for protection, right?
buddhaforana 5
i've heard that pitbulls make terrible guard dogs because they're too sweet and silly and will prob befriend your attacker instead of defend you. stigma against them is so unjustified, pitbull breeds are some of the best dogs on earth!
Panman20 9
Pit bulls* Yep, they were never bred for human aggression.
buddhaforana 5
pit bull is a class of dogs bred for fighting that mixed mastiffs, terriers and bulldogs. the term refers to many different breeds including american pit bull terrier, american staffordshire terrier, american bully, etc etc
mirryranda 12
And pit bulls are supposed to be so vicious... ha!
Capriciousfox 27
Wow your dog weighs more than me o.O
werewolf_babe 16
I love this because that just shows with a good owner, pitbulls are just dogs I hate it though because that really scars a person Sorry that you were mugged OP FYL
Panman20 9
Pit bull* Pit bulls don't get that big, misinformation fuels BSL. Don't expect most bull breeds to attack as they were bred to be very people friendly. If you want a protection dog get a GSD or Malinois.
PhoenixMartinez 30
And yet the government still seems to think that all pitbulls are 'dangerous dogs' by nature...