ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Southfield, United States
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Zach Got Robbed
Clifton, United States
It's a doggy dog world
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
Hey buddy
Who's a good boy?
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Vee
United States
Beast Mode
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Classic canine move
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy!
Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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gigistar15 21
Shows that not all pitbulls are vicious! But that definitely sucks for u :(
stuner56 22
Knowing the way people are, if your dog actually did something, your mugger would probably sue you
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Comments (105)
hunteredmundson 17
I thought that pit bulls were big?
darkcosinus 16
97 pound? That's really cheap
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
the robber had balls...
cakefete2 31
Yes, and played fetch with OP's dog after the mugging.
kybon 12
Based off the fact that the person had the balls to mug you while you were with a dog class labeled as vicious by the general populous, and your dog didnt react negatively to a person you were probably showing fear towards: I'd say its a reasonable guess that you know your mugger, and well enough that theyve met your dog at least four or five times
duhdarling 11
Just goes to show that not all pit bulls are mean.
NH_Freelancer 19
Well, that dispels the myth and perception that all pit bulls are vicious, bloodthirsty animals...
Eleora 19
when your dog forgets to dog.... lol
Cemetery87 10
Some humans are industrial engineers, should i expect you to build infrastructure even though you have no training in this? Same thing.
born_hustla 26
How exact did you train your pitbull?!
xM00RILLAx 10
Well, if your dog isn't trained to attack someone, it's not gonna defend you. YDI for thinking your dog is going to do something it's not trained to do, but FYL as well because you got mugged.
alitairi 18
I cant believe you'd own such a vicious dog!!