ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Southfield, United States
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Zach Got Robbed
Clifton, United States
It's a doggy dog world
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML
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Who's a good boy?
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Vee
United States
Beast Mode
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Classic canine move
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy!
Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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gigistar15 21
Shows that not all pitbulls are vicious! But that definitely sucks for u :(
stuner56 22
Knowing the way people are, if your dog actually did something, your mugger would probably sue you
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Comments (105)
LadyMadness 11
too bad for fighting people that pit bull breeds continuously score higher than average on temperament tests compared to most 'companion' dogs like labs and golden retrievers
turtlesman 7
this is my dog...........
mjayxo 8
I have a pit of my own & I don't expect her to protect me by attacking someone. She has a bad enough rep because of people who don't care enough to see the true side of pits. So I'd rather defend myself then having the possibility of losing my baby.
Trikzta 6
a guy pushed me and my pitbull bit the shit out of his leg and he started freaking out, just depends on how protective the dog is over you, also females r more protective then males. fyi
BasketCase092 19
And people say pit bulls are vicious.
LusciousLovebug 6
Get a bull mastiff. Those babies love people, but will protect their owner. I once had a bf who couldn't even come over or my dog would lose it. He turned out to be a total jerk.
KingSplatter 9
The boyfriend or the dog?
LusciousLovebug 6
The boyfriend. My mastiff is a sweetheart.
KingSplatter 9
Figured as much, lol. Dogs are typically better that people. Nice choice on pooch BTW, they are neat dogs.
KingSplatter 9
YDI, you should have gotten a vicious dog, like a chihuahua, not that sweet bag of just wants to get petted
UltimaDragon 1
damn that pitbull. no dog should be off doing nothing while you're getting ******* MUGGED. Train him to be a badass dog not some pussy
causeforalarm 6
My dad asked me a few weeks ago, "What's the point of you having your cat? It doesn't even protect you or alert you of danger.." This is just more proof that all dogs are different , some are just simply companions like cats.
causeforalarm 6
My dad asked me a few weeks ago, "What's the point of you having your cat? It doesn't even protect you or alert you of danger.." This is just more proof that all dogs are different , some are just simply companions like cats. Also need to show him that viral video of the family cat attacking a random dog that attacked a little boy.