Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
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hawkie409 0
Well? Did you impress her?
ALERI0N 0
lol gravity just pantsed you.
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hawkie409 0
Well? Did you impress her?
FYLDeep 26
Lol, what if the lifeguard was a guy?
WingsFan80 4
the lifeguard was a dude haha
Nena713 0
Ydi for trying to impress someone
gzmn91 6
8 - yeah he could of just talked to her. Unless she was really out of his league.
seanreddog 4
Maybe he did impress her just not with his swimming skills...
xSkyful 0
lol gg
Nylecroc 0
YDI for showing your weiner... before the first date ;)
panda907 0
haha obviously she wasn't impressed with you package if your writen an fml
Giorgio272 2
I would like to know if the lifeguard was a hot chick with nice boobs. or a buff guy with a decent package. pics please. anti flood ftw anti flood ftw anti flood ftw
cincin75 0
I am sure that was impressive. ;)
liveloveandownit 0
In Soviet Russia lifeguards loose swimsuits to impress you.
TiffanyBlews27 0
YDI for attempting to show off. Just talk to a girl next time. We like it more if guys have the guts to talk to us. If they show off, they often seem like annoying douches. (in this case, you were ok) But didja still impress her? ;D
TiffanyBlews27 0
Oh, Hawkie, I LOVE the pikachu. It's so adorable!! XD
melissamoshh 0
umm why don't you try being yourself silly goose :) ughhh anti-flooood
Kylias 6
You deserve it for thinking that's impressive.
epicenur 2
impressive dive but what's in your pants must've not been
Notjustanother1 0
I'm guessing your lil guy down there didn't impress her either
theian01 3
In Soviet Russia, "lose" and "loose" swap meanings. >_> Sorry, it just annoys me, I used to do it too.
TTony 0
...No Comment ,You Know Im Pretty Sure U Sorta Did It Wrong LOL
superman1392 0
your ugly as **** bro lmao
phillyboss25 0
next time piss while ur diving in the water, that's impressive
Devv6 0
what does YDI mean???
Nomazlab 0
It means "You deserved it"
Devv6 0
oh, thanks
schnitzel5 0
that'll impress her, no get her to do one where she looses her top
newmanlyman3 8
XD
MiGman 5
op it probably impressed her more
poezpoee 0
Classic
Greyst0ne 0
#13 FTW.
danieltheman 0
lollllll
SoFlyJohn 0
Im hungry....
YaoiTitan 10
Probably not. LOL cool water contracts… stuff.
ALERI0N 0
lol gravity just pantsed you.
seanreddog 4
So did she get her pussy wet when you pretended to drown and got her to jump in and save you and then gave you CPR right?
heidelbergmeme 5
while your package was out in the wild
Ninja666_fml 0
exactly what I was thinking 64
mike9009 2
depending on what u got goin on down there maybe she was impresses...
tokintot07 0
yeah. I wanna know if "they" were impressed.
margxoxo 0
how can you only realize afterwards!?
hawkie409 0
After the dive, I think he means. Or he felt wind down there after exiting the pool xD
margxoxo 0
but wouldn't he have felt it coming off after the dive? shouldn't he feel naked? oh well, either way, fyl.
FYLDeep 26
Time for the no pants dance. Maybe you can combo it with the dive for double points.
ForeverRealTx 0
so you freed willie
anonacs 0
i dont see the fml here
dani3l 0
only thing that impressed her was how small his shiit is lol
LilAfo 4
that doesnt impress anyone :b
romskiies 0
more like surprised lmfao ilafp
jameschis 0
lilafo you are hot!!
hotmess_xxx 0
pants in the pool pants in the pool lookin like a tool with your pants in the pool
Nena713 0
Haha! You're a hot mess :P
xoluvinshayxo 0
#23 = you win :)
friedchickenpie 14
Yes... you get a trophy. I lmao'd on the inside