Anonymous
Germany
DIY Haircuts
Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chris
Ireland
Savings
Today, I tried to cut my own hair to save €25. I watched three tutorials, used proper scissors, and carefully trimmed the front. It looked fine until I turned around and saw the back in the mirror. I had somehow created a bald-looking patch the size of a coaster. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
buiuuum
United States
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Jonny
Time to start a band
Today, I attempted a DIY haircut. In the process, I somehow managed to give myself a reverse mohawk. I now look like I'm auditioning for a punk rock band from the 80s. FML
ruhrohraggy
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Rye
United States
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Anonymous
Bricked up
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
lukey101
Brisbane, Australia
Sort yourself out
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Broken haircut
Today, as a broke 19-year-old college student, I thought I could save money by cutting my own hair before a presentation. I did one side fine, got distracted and somehow made the other side two inches shorter. I spent the whole class angling my head like I had a neck injury. FML
Anonymous
They're back, baby!
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
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Chazzster 32
Even a competent hairdresser would have trouble cutting their own hair in the back. Since the pandemic my wife and I have been cutting each other’s hair - And neither one of us is a hairdresser. But it’s much better than trying to cut your own. Maybe there is someone in your circle who could cut your hair for you, either in exchange for help with something they need help with or for pay.
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Chazzster 32
Even a competent hairdresser would have trouble cutting their own hair in the back. Since the pandemic my wife and I have been cutting each other’s hair - And neither one of us is a hairdresser. But it’s much better than trying to cut your own. Maybe there is someone in your circle who could cut your hair for you, either in exchange for help with something they need help with or for pay.