Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
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JoeGrant 12
Hey anyone else would have freaked out, don't feel bad.
BillyJones 4
that's when you punch him in the face and say it was a life or death situation.
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Comments (114)
BelfastNuts 15
Kids suck
PterodactylMan 23
Hopefully you gave the kid a stern talking to!
Welshite 40
#21: I always go to BelfastNuts for my reprimands. He's very good.
Narcoterrorist 6
Being a gullible dummy must get rough as well.
adam3650 12
I don't know that a kid would take you seriously, after you ran away from them screaming
skyeyez9 25
I'm just glad there is no leech attached to your eyeball pic.
LindsayxMoore 18
Why is it kids always do like the creepiest shit like that. Holy crap they are evil!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I wouldn't say OP is that gullible. That shit would scare anyone. That has horror movie written all over it
applebramble 22
Hahaha actually that's pretty funny
EvanEvanEvan 3
I hope OP had been taken in a video while this happened. That must be a epic!!!
FimogenFeels 14
It's not all kids, just some of them.
JoeGrant 12
Hey anyone else would have freaked out, don't feel bad.
lopsop 12
It's a good thing she already went to the bathroom or she would've shit bricks
mbuck87 19
No you wouldn't
raddybear 11
#39 lets be honest you would have ran.
Mr_Satan 11
I think I'd panic and knock the kid out on instinct... ...and then I'd panic some more after realizing I just knocked a kid out.
green2go 14
I think the scary elevator prank when I read this FML. For those who have not seen it go to YouTube and laugh
kee_breezy32 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that kid was mean!
NoDontKillMe 19
That kid was a genius!
kee_breezy32 34
wow.
yourmurderscenex 13
I thought he seemed quite delightful
persianninja 23
It's a joke the whole purpose of what the kid did was to have a good laugh just chill out
kee_breezy32 34
#56, I knew it was a joke but that was still kinda mean; even tho it was kinda funny.
persianninja 23
88: is it kinda mean or kinda funny make up your mind
BillyJones 4
that's when you punch him in the face and say it was a life or death situation.
effyuuurlifee 7
Pull a Zimmerman!?
gameofthrones_fml 12
#40 too soon!
effyuuurlifee 7
....is it?
effyuuurlifee 7
Excuse the typo. I meant to say "....it is."
Neyuu 18
Nice save
Metallica36176 16
As much as I respect that it WAS a typo, it still bothers me that you used a question mark. Mixing "it" and "is", yes. But "it", "is", and using a question mark? Also, the fact that it took you 15 minutes to realize the typo. Once again I respect it, but it was also long enough to become buried.
smc3106 25
Well, "pulling a Zimmerman" would be defending yourself from an idiot that's, viciously, attacking you . So, no, it wouldn't be, "pulling a Zimmerman".
Axipiter 24
This is going to get ugly pretty quickly...
Metallica36176 16
#80 - Not with me. That and this one will be my only comments on this thread. I don't see the sense in starting crap over the comments section. So, no worries with me. ^_^ (Oh and I like your picture)
effyuuurlifee 7
You're right #90. Honestly I was just trying to save face and I now expect to see the hate rolling in. And it hasn't been buried quiet yet.
effyuuurlifee 7
And #79 were you there? We don't know what really happened? It was probably along those lines but who knows.
gc327072 31
I'd imagine it's quite illegal for a dude to be skulking about in a ladies restroom. Report the creeper
Pyro_Wolf 17
Unless it was a unisex bathroom..
gc327072 31
Well, then in that case I plead "didn't know they had those lol" on account of "they don't have those here"
hokie16 13
Even if it's not unisex, a lot of little boys go into the women's bathroom with their mothers just because it's safer. I never let my four year old brother go into a multi-stall bathroom without someone he knows. So if there's no guys with me, you can bet he's going in the women's bathroom with me.
Turrence 9
Should have punched the rascal in the throat.
Metallica36176 16
Exactly what I was thinking. Its a CHILD. Even if it was a "ghost" its a ghost child. Why the hell would you be afraid of a kid saying that it was time to die? I mean, yeah, serial killer kids, kids with guns, etc, but really?
daringtoride 27
73, I don't know about you but I used to watch Supernatural (haven't watched the later seasons after 4 :( I don't really like it after that), but the ghost and demon kids in that show are just as bad as the adults - if not worse/creepier! The ghost kids on there are horrible.
Metallica36176 16
#77 - Ok....if I was in a rest room, with the demon/ghost child...I would totally scream to get Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki in there and THEN kick the kid in the throat and.DARE him to start shit while those 2 were there. :3
NoMore_CoolNames 14
83, holy shit just stop.
aeonsoul 12
Ooo I'm going to try that, Bloody Mary style
cuppycakeslove 20
Children are basically demons.
hannahsnyder69 16
And a ghost it was
Misswildsides 22
No. It was a kid.
Lil_Red777 21
Sarcasm, do you speak it?
Misswildsides 22
^nope
missfrenchie 11
THAT KID'S A GENIUS!! :D
thebaddayblues 3
Until he tells that to someone who reacts to death threats by pulling out a knife and swinging...