Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, we found out my mother-in-law faked her terminal cancer diagnosis to guilt us into getting pregnant, so she could meet her first grand baby “before it's too late.” In no way can we afford this baby, we are already poor, so this will ruin us financially, yet she’s perfectly healthy. FML
Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
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zingline89 18
I faked a pregnancy once too when I got jealous of my wife. For some reason she never believed me, something about me not having the "proper internal plumbing to get pregnant" or some mumbo jumbo
woainishamu 21
Well congrats on the twin boys!
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Comments (74)
GrinchFu1 27
That's incredibly sad... Perhaps someone should try spending a little more time with their mother!?! She may be feeling a little left out of things. Maybe she needs a puppy :-)
tygerarmy 35
She should just be spoiling her grandchildren. Then they'll be giving her plenty of attention soon enough.
CrissyyyS2 22
Well then I'm guessing when it's her time to "deliver" she's going to have a "miscarriage". Congrats on your lovely twins!
flockz 20
i "hate" it when "unnecessary" quotation marks are used in "funny" comments.
emilyjgraham 34
I'm assuming she'd suffer a "miscarriage" before she has to "deliver" seeing as at 9 months most people have bumps...
Joshwarrior 39
congrats on the boys (: maybe they will become best friends with you mothers imaginary children
Joe9024 20
Did anybody actually believe her?
uhmaizing 3
i would think of a more beloevable lie. the number of documented pregnancies over 55 is like less than 100
Welshite 40
Are you sure about that? Are you absolutely certain? Next time, fact-check your statements. It will make you sound less of an idiot.
EUPHORlA 12
Being pregnant at 55 and over isn't 100% scientifically impossible. There have been a couple of cases where women older than 55 became pregnant...
AshaaFerreira 22
It's actually more then 100 woman. Unless of course your only talking about a specific region then maybe.
Medd_fml 13
I never understood why people did stuff like this. Where does she plan on going with it? Actually getting pregnant?
cmac86 24
55 years old with the maturity 1/11th her age.
xALEXx_fml 15
That's silly.......congratulations though!
jmcr 27
Congrats on the twins you have your hands full with the two of them wait until your youngest sibling comes over to play with their nephews