Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, we found out my mother-in-law faked her terminal cancer diagnosis to guilt us into getting pregnant, so she could meet her first grand baby “before it's too late.” In no way can we afford this baby, we are already poor, so this will ruin us financially, yet she’s perfectly healthy. FML
Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
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zingline89 18
I faked a pregnancy once too when I got jealous of my wife. For some reason she never believed me, something about me not having the "proper internal plumbing to get pregnant" or some mumbo jumbo
woainishamu 21
Well congrats on the twin boys!
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Comments (74)
jlujan00_fml 9
Congrats on the twins though, twin boys is like the dream lol (mine anyway)
Ypetrol 11
Lol deadddddd
IvyPalin 7
At least he didn't wait till after ya'll got married, sorry OP:(
skyeyez9 25
I would think OPs mom should be happy to have grand kids. You get to play with the grand kids, spoil them. But at the end of the day, you get to hand them back to the parents and they deal with the late night feedings, diapers, colic...etc grandparents get to do all the fun stuff of parenting.
Xotoolyxo 16
55...menopause aka impossible
klade99 4
lol cool mom XD
ThePez828 18
I'm pregnant and my mom is thrilled with the idea of being a grandmother. Her friends give her a lot of attention for it...How odd and horrible of your mom to not be excited enough about her new grandbabies!
dnvrdty 6
Yeah, how did that go for her?
life_sucks225 13
kill that attention *****. kill her now.
doglover100 29
That's sad.