Benji
France
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jason McNeely_1073215947
Spooky
Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML
Anon
United States
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Nolo
Shattered
Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML
Shelling Ford
Munich, Germany
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Carlah
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
tarah
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
BaldingQuick
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Anonymous
Brookfield, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
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Spikeyvietx 0
I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...
fillmyheart028 0
creeper.
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curtymelman 0
I say if she has to date someone that old she just wants someone like her father
TheKitsune 0
Dating someone over ten years younger than you tells everyone how "mature" you are. Figure it out.
fmlhateslife13 0
Penis
hellfirestw 0
u D fir having a 19 old gf ******
TotallyAwesome 0
Good job having a girlfriend that young. Can I have some of your money? Also, for all the women like, "Men NEVER grow up! Blah Blah Blah!" Shut the hell up, do you honestly think that you are more mature than when you are a kid? You're not. You for the most part are the same person as a child when you are an adult, unless you just so happen to be a person who was always very happy and had their entire world crushed. Girls want their dads to buy them everything and protect them. What do you think most women want men to do? And when you say, "Oh, that's soooo sexist!" Read the comments before this one and think for a second: The reason why men make more money than women is because women choose to not take promotions if it means that they won't be able to be with their kids. Now, if they choose their children over promotions, but yet they still need more money, that leaves who to support the family monetarily? Men. Most men work their asses off and get bitched at because they don't want to help out with the house, and on Sunday want to watch football. Now, what would happen if your husband came home and was like, "Why don't you mow the lawn instead of watching Bravo?" How would you react? This whole, "Men are children" thing is ridiculous, every woman still wants their dream wedding when they're older, they still want their prince charming, women don't grow up, they just don't act the same as men.
kidwiththeface42 7
lol win @ 59
whocares111 0
yea um....weird...date someone your own age
melicakes 0
Why are you dating a 19 year old?
BadLuckTuck 0
How long was the relationship? Under 18's illegal, sicko.
jokolopolop 0
19 is more than 18 ********!
kira822_fml 0
Isn't that illeagal? Perv.
GottaCatchEmAll 0
>_> pedophile