Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the 18-now-19 year-old girl who originally lead me on, ended things, then made a show of our four year age difference to the people she knew is now happily dating a 27 year-old. Her parents approve. I’m now known as a creep and lost many friends over this, but she just gets to move on? FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
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009bouris 5
tell me your a pedophile without saying your a pedophile
fishyrael 29
"Finally been able to date after so long..." So how old was she when you decided you loved her? There is no answer you can give that isn't disgusting. Thank god her parents recognized your grooming for what it was.
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Comments (21)
Charlie Given 28
No the parents aren't dumb enough to fall for your ChoMo grooming of their daughter who's young enough to be your daughter 🤦🤢🤬
009bouris 5
tell me your a pedophile without saying your a pedophile
MistressAfrodite 5
creep. what is wrong with you they you want to date a child. she’s not mentally grown and doesn’t have enough life experience to date someone your age. you’re a predator. date someone your own age.
MistressAfrodite 5
that you … correction
haydenhades 21
what could you possibly have in common with an 18 year old? Gross.
fishyrael 29
"Finally been able to date after so long..." So how old was she when you decided you loved her? There is no answer you can give that isn't disgusting. Thank god her parents recognized your grooming for what it was.
Nikki 17
You should complain to the cops about your injustice, I’m sure they’d love to know just how long you’ve been waiting
core01 30
Pedo
Hangryko 32
You need therapy. Now. What you are doing is extremely inappropriate and deeply unsettling. I hope she and her parents file a restraining order against you. You should never be near her again. Downvote all you want, it will not make it less true.
protoskore 27
so you yourself became a consenting adult around the time she was born?
FluffythePink 23
You clearly need therapy to understand how sick you actually are.