Benji
France
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jason McNeely_1073215947
Spooky
Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML
Anon
United States
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Nolo
Shattered
Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML
Shelling Ford
Munich, Germany
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Carlah
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
tarah
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
BaldingQuick
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Anonymous
Brookfield, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Top comments
Spikeyvietx 0
I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...
fillmyheart028 0
creeper.
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Comments (290)
enfpftw 0
what are you doing going out with a 19 year old...?
funkycloud7137 0
1st: ewwww 2nd: If you're so mature why is a 30 year old whining to the internet about how his 19 year old gf dumped him?
diskincluded 0
Age is mandatory. Maturity, optional.
supernovaa 3
age and maturity often don't equate.
luvpuppy 13
I started reading grade 5-6 novels in grade 1, I made complicated dishes by grade four, and I still find fart jokes funny. Maturity doesn't giv a fuq.
podrummer9209 0
Creeper = Agreed with 38. I've been the most mature in my grade for quite some time. I don't need to be an old man to know how to control myself =]
mellowyellowww 0
date a womannn your aaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeee.
mastershake 0
uhhh yeah thats gross
princess90 0
just cuz you are 30 doesnt mean your mature, look at the guys in the movie knocked up, they are pretty old, and they are ******* immature:O your ex was probably right, you should grow up.. and yea thats gross, bunt lucky you i guess...
bubbagrove 1
Knocked up is a movie. Alot of things happen in movies. That doesn't mean they have to happen in real life.
caretoshare 0
woooow. you used "i'm 30" as an excuse. that proved yor gf's point. bravo dada.
jokolopolop 0
Lola at ur picture
apathetic 0
you shouldn't be dating a 19 year old in the first place...