Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Spooky
Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Shattered
Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
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Spikeyvietx 0
I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...
fillmyheart028 0
creeper.
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Snooopy_fml 5
pedo bear much?
lissn 0
Age doesn't mean anything here, don't go calling him immature just because dating younger women isn't "in" and "pop" today.
justengaged 0
Ok, all you people here calling this guy a 'perv' are truly ignorant. First of all, in many cultures, not only is it accepted to date a much younger girl, it is also quite mandatory. Second, girls are able to mature much faster than guys. Why does a number have to determine if two people can be together or not? She is completely legal as an individual who is independent and able to make her own choices in life. Also, people mature at different times and rates depending on life experiences. Talking from experience, my mother left my dad and I when I was just 13 years old. I quickly learned what it means to be not only a daughter but a grown woman as my dad had a job across the border and was home no more than twice a month. In situations like this that life throws at you, you suddenly have no choice but to grow up and guess what? I didn't fit in at all with the other teenagers talking about the new pop stars that came out. Instead, I was thinking if I'll vacuum, wash the dishes, do the laundry and cook before or after coming back from school, my first, or my second job. On the other hand, take for example a man that has had 'mommy' do laundry and fold his clothes...you think just because he is 30 it is appropriate for him to be with someone his own age? I'm not saying the OP is a momma's boy, but seriously people, think before you speak. She made him happy, and I bet that at one point, he was making her happy as well. What else is there to judge? Almost everywhere in the world, at 18 one is considered and independent person of the country even if they dont yet have rights to alcohol or driver's license, etc. Obviously, she completed him at one point which is the most incredible feeling in the world. As to my advice to the OP, I think you have to do some evaluating of who you really are. Somehow, I believe her when she calls you immature. So fix it, and find a girl that makes you happy and completes you REGARDLESS of her age! (as long as she's legal, of course:))
m311 6
Amen!
Attica 20
Agreed!
oliboi 0
HOLY SHIT PEDOPHILE!!! whuts wrong with u? u drive around lil streets and walkways with ur lil ped van and ask little girls if they want some candy... wow dude u r immature grow up and get som1 ur own age. and if u can only get a girl ELEVEN years younger than you, then stay home and alone. ur such a creeper
justengaged 0
HOLY SHIT whats ur problem?! Why is he a pedophile you ignorant pig?? She's completely legal and able to make her own independent choices. Why should he find someone his 'own' age? Is it forbidden in ur made up world to be with a girl who is younger than you??? WTF i dont even get u people its not like he old enough to be her dad or somethin:S My grandparents have 14 years difference and have been happily married for 45 years...my fiance is also exactly 11 years older than me and we started going out 4 years ago when I was barely 19 yet. If shes legal, its like saying that going out with someone 1 year younger thn u is sick because whether its 1 or 10 years who gives a shit shes still ****** legal asshole!!! And FYI wise girls will NEVER even look in the direction of a scum their own age because their mentality-along with urs equls that of a 2 year old and im being generous. If some 30 year olds can be immature, imagine what the guys her own age are. Instead of calling him a pedophile how bout u go find urself a gf that fits UR mentality..oh wait..that might be illegal...shed be like a toddler...creeper
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
shut up.. no one cares about your life or your parents. god shut your f*n mouth.
wdcthree 0
wow. this age difference screams pedofile. you got to act young to get the young ones. maybe you need to shoot for 15.
danyfuckinheatle 0
lg hunta
Kingjosh1992 4
why is every one saying pedo? she's over 18
XinvizableninjaX 0
it dosnt mater how old u r I know a Canadian that is realy imatture and he's like 20
fml_fwp 9
So you're saying Canadians are immature? If so, I strongly disagree
happybillie 0
cough,,peodphile,,cough
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
uhm dudee that is gross! shee probably dumped you becauseee your an old dudeee thatt she doesnt want to be with!!!!!! EWWW! now im not going to say pedophile because shes an adult.. but really dude you cant do any better?