Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML
Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML
Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year-old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, I started my week-long girlscation with two of my childhood friends. So far, one hasn't stopped burping, farting, or talking about "needing dick", and the other can't stop trying to one up everyone else in the car. Day one out of five. Sigh. FML
Today, my 7-year-old cousin has been having raging temper tantrums, added to an inability to tell the truth, and a disturbingly sociopathic nature. I'm pretty sure I'm seeing a psychopath in the making, and I'm stuck living here for two months. FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
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Tdrizzzzzly 19
Seriously? How old is he/she? Seriously?
Docbee 11
How old will a 16 year old girl be? Depends how much she's been used... ._.
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Comments (72)
tyler384 6
Talk to her about it otherwise you're going to go off on her and she won't know why.
Wizardo 34
'Like the only raunchy thing here is like her inability to legitly speak legit English, she's so cray-cray'...
monnanon 14
they are all perfectly cromulent words. OP is jusr super jelly she wasn't the first to use them (please read this in the sarcastic tone it was intended)
Nordrag 26
**** you. dont tell me how to read. please read that in a joking tone
Neyuu 18
**** you, don't tell me to read that in a joking way.
CVTTRVN 19
Story of my life . My 15 year old cousin describes anything that is not to her pleasing "ratchet".
horneyhic 15
This is a new one to me
freezeangel 11
one of the things that is infinite in the world: stupidity
Mjwnenrjs 17
Kids these days...
toneeangel 22
We dont even know how she was using it.
monnanon 14
as much as these words are annoying our language is constantly evolving. A lot of words used today were made up by Shakespeare, addiction being one of them, and i bet he got a similar reaction. i am not putting these people on thr same level as Shakespeare but someone will be responsible for changing language the way he did. who doesnt use made up words anyway.
CharresBarkrey 16
This is a good point. I mean, half of these commenters on here use "should of" like it's an actual saying, anyway.
monnanon 14
haha fair enough. the big one where i am is saying lossing instead of losing and jamp instead of jumped. jamp is usually only used by kids though. in the UK we have many regional anomalies as i imagine other countries do to. i am not saying that some new words arent annoying but its all part of the fun of life. you dont want you language to change the speak Latin.
TheAbstract 15
I really respect the point you're making here but.. cray-cray.. I mean, come on. That's just awful.
mudkipsan 19
The fun thing is that a lot of the people here are too young to realize how old some of these are. The newest one, cray-cray, is at least as old as the early nineties. Like, used in this sense, goes back to the seventies or before. Raunchy is from the 30s, and legit is from the 1800s. tl;dr: If you're complaining about the recent usage of words that are older than you, then shut up.
TheAbstract 15
I have no problem with words being used that are older than me. I have a problem with ignorant kids using them when I'm sure most of them do not appreciate the terms themselves or even understand what they mean.
ninjuh_wingman 29
And thus the stupidity of the new generation continues.
Ari1337 15
god I really hate it when people get on that "this generation is so stupid" crap.
NeighSoulSister 6
101- Same. I'm getting really tired of seeing comments like this. Just because there are stupid people, doesn't mean this entire generation is stupid.
j_cat187 20
So I'm guessing she is from California? At least she is not using "hella" and any form of "swag" or "swagger".
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
People outside of California use those words too pal.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I am from cali and I don't talk line that at all but thanks for the Stereotype.
starile 20
Hm, I've been living in LA for 6 years and one of the first things someone told me is that people from California actually never refer to it as "Cali". That's how you can tell they're not from there, and likely from the east coast. Though, is clearly easier to type.
rocker_chick105 31
I'm from New York, and trust me, people in California aren't the only ones who say that. I'm glad you get out often though.
seachelle3 2
I'm from california and my first thought was that she was from here... maybe these words are northern california thing?
SweetasCandy0609 28
so her tell her she is such a raunchy, cray cray legit cousin like totally lol
Omegadolly 22
I don't understand what's wrong with "raunchy." Has it come into widespread, inappropriate use and I didn't notice? It's a perfectly good word, I thought.
Skarkie321 18
Yeah...I thought ratchet was the annoying one.
joselgarciac 9
I thought ratchet was something mechanics use...