Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, my house was pelted with rotten eggs. Apparently, my daughter and her friends are bullying a boy in her class. So, his older brother set out for revenge. According to the threatening note he left, "This is just the start if they don't leave him alone." My daughter thinks this means she should bully harder. FML
Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML
Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
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flinkpamingo 0
First, you shouldn't be mad at her. HE is the one who dogged you. Secondly, grow up, get a life and realize that anyone who makes you that angry and treats you like that isn't worth the power it takes to squish a bug. What a waste. Go find someone who acctually loves you and wants to be with you. Come on, suck it up and move on, and have a nice day. You deserve better.
Lolbrittany 0
should've egged HIS house/vehicle.
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BLNovelist 0
I wouldn't automatically assume the other girl is totally innocent - I had a situation with a boyfriend cheating where he cheated on me with a cousin of mine's step sister - and when confronted by that cousin about the fact that he had a girlfriend already, all she did was laugh and said what basically amounted to 'who cares?' So, even though she may be perfectly innocent in this - she also may not be. However, this is still a YDI - what was the point in egging any of her property?
theanonimouse 0
But even if the girl was aware the guy had a girlfriend, that doesn't change the fact that the OP should be mad at her BF, not this chick. I mean, unless she was her best friend or something, what's she to the OP? The boyfriend is much more at fault here.
insertAlias 0
Can't even begin to describe how much ydi. first of all, it's not her fault you stupid bitch. it's your cheating bf's fault. and if you are this ******* crazy I can see why he stepped out. second, you should be arrested for vandalism. people like you who egg and key cars and other stupid shit deserve to be kicked in the ****.
tweeks9 0
The "jackass" crew is choosing the lamest fmls. these retards are a joke.
juggyjones 0
yeah, she's a dirty **** for sleeping with your boyfriend ... but it takes two to tango, so direct some of your immaturity and anger at him.
dramakat11 0
YDI dumbass. Dump your cheating bf, don't blame the girl he cheated with. You are ******* dumb OP. Have a great time continuing to be cheated on.
Victoria_fml 0
YDI so much. Take it out on your cheating boyfriend, not on the poor girl who maybe didn't even know he had a girlfriend.
ithedarkknight 0
Totally agree #48 Your boyfriend has sex with another women and you take it out on the woman? Lmao if you were any dumber it would amaze me.
kevind23 0
Those poor chickens...
Niccka 0
ha karma
archie246 0
This isn't really an fml. Sorry.
killerrr 0
Exactly what kind of satisfaction were you planning on getting out of egging someone's house and/or car? I'm sure it was going to make you sound like such badass when you tell the story of your boyfriend cheating on you. "You're boyfriend cheated on you? What did you do?" Oh, I egged the girl he cheated on me with's truck! Tee hee! "Wow! Remind me to never mess with you! Golly!" BTW... how do you miss a TRUCK 12 times? I bet the girl is laughing her ass off at you right now. Your anger should be directed at your boyfriend. He's the scum who caused the whole situation. Yeah, maybe the girl knew he was attached and didn't care (I know a few girls like that myself)... but HE'S the one who still went through with it. If he cared about you at all, he would have had sense enough to say no and pull himself out of the situation. Dump him, forget about her, and move on.