Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
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stunty_fml 0
Friendly fire? Isn't.
emer_helena 0
I love how you dont say that you shot her by accident
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Comments (183)
Mirandals 0
omg lol, thats horrible hope shes okay!
Newo_fml 0
omg...were you point blank or something?! poor girl
lemony_music_grl 0
wow................................. i feel so bad 4 her......... :(
rachellx3 0
how can you accidently shoot her?
jerseystreetking 0
way to your woman who's boss....
Shadow_Wing 0
How'd you break her finger? The only way I could think of is hitting her point blank at >300 FPS on a cold day (so the paint and gel won't break as easily), and if you shot her point blank even without any of the other factors, you totally deserved that. FHL.
heyyou1203 0
so while i don't agree w/ #13 exactly (men do have more muscle mass than women, not to say women can't develop theirs, but still), but ppl like 20, 28 and 35, i don't agree either. While some feminists may think men are inferior and give us a bad name which is rather unfortunate, most feminists want equality, not superiority. That includes not always being looked upon as the helpless, frail one who needs protecting. And sure holding a door open or other chivalrous acts aren't blatantly sexist, of course you know we could do it ourselves. You're just trying to be nice and help us because it's considerate. (I hold doors open for men and women just to be nice.) But if you really want to help women and be chivalrous, help us fight for equal pay, or reproductive rights, or something that actually matters in the real world.
seonfire 0
This is fake I've been personally shot with a paintball and barely hurts let alone has enough force to break bones. The only way this would be true is if you brought your own and had them frozen; in which case your an asshole!
katie_bby 0
STFU 48! seriously, leave the poor guy alone, he's not sexist you freak.
nycity_fml 0
chrono that. haha, and dont use wal-mart monster balls