Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
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thinblue32 15
Aww sorry OP. Let it go.
Enslaved 38
Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.
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tomal0 6
Thomas the train was a bad one for me in elementary school. I feel ya.
tonyfan00 38
I had a friend named Cross in 1st grade. I watched TTTE around that time, AMD always had that come to mind when I heard the name. On the bright side, I'd think that unless you decide to become a train driver, you really won't have to worry about the jokes too much. ;)
somewizdom 15
How original of them!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I bet OP was really looking forward to all the "Frozen" puns. I can relate OP as I have a peculiar name that propels the same over-chewed joke. People are always convinced they are the first one to think of it when you heard it a million times before. I just wanna punch them in the face. That said, I thought that Frozen was pretty good.
cjmedic 12
I have to ask, #14: What is your name?
Brianna_Ray 23
Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman!
ostfaiz 18
well the good point is u r famous!
suruhhhhh 8
Yes, 'cause being famous is the best thing ever. Totally famous when people are kinda making fun of your name. ..
hard_candy 25
I feel your pain, OP. My name is Caroline and everyone still sings that I'm the reason for the word bitch. So annoying and it makes me feel degraded.
sourgirl101 29
Shoot! I have people that will sing the "Oh, Susannah, Oh don't you cry for me.." song and that's not even my name. ):
ifantasy 2
is your name susan?
Goblin182 27
Think that's bad? Try being named Stanley when Three's Company was popular.
Goblin182 27
I may be showing my age, but when I hear the name Caroline I hear the Neil Diamond sonf "Sweet Caroline". I like the name.
ElizaWy 25
My name's Eliza. I just had My Fair Lady brought up AGAIN yesterday. *headshake* I think a lot of people can relate.
ellabellaswe 6
My name is Ella and people still sing "Umbrella Ella-eh eh eh" most of the time when I introduce myself. It usually takes them a while before they sing "Ella Elle L'a", but they almost always get there eventually too.
aria78 19
Try being named April on April fools day. I actually changed my name in school finally. They use to push me and say March April May.
bongoroe98 4
I feel for you. That sucks. The best way to fix is to conceal don't feel, don't let then see.
Mylife_hell 12
Wow I feel bad for you,but on the bright side UR names Elsa that's really kool
EvilTurtle 35
This ladies and gentlemen, is our future.
CliffyB03 28
Don't get me started on my last name. Clifford. The big red dog. All through preschool, and even now. I'm in college.
PleasantDino 22
I was named after the girl on Clifford. Emily Elizabeth.
Dro23 10
Conceal, don't feel, Don't let them know. Well, now they know! Let it go.