Credibility loss - FML

Credibility loss

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 11:01 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I was promoted to vice president of my company. I gave a speech explaining how I intended to run things more transparently. When I bent down to pick up my folder, my pants split. Somebody said, "Powerpuff girls panties. Transparent indeed." FML

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juggalo2 21

Wednesday 9 September 2020 21:08

Did you conclude your speech by saying. "And so once again the day is saved thanks to..."?

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 9 September 2020 18:40

Take advantage of the situation, have a powerpuff party

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 9 September 2020 17:40

I'll bet they got a nice look at your Bubbles ;)

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 9 September 2020 18:40

Take advantage of the situation, have a powerpuff party

juggalo2 21

Wednesday 9 September 2020 21:08

Did you conclude your speech by saying. "And so once again the day is saved thanks to..."?

Mooglefox 23

Thursday 10 September 2020 15:17

Wear what you like. I’m wearing stitch boxes right now

Chelsea Schattner 9

Sunday 13 September 2020 5:02

Ok I might actually like my boss if they did that.

jdubb9495 4

Thursday 17 September 2020 20:12

Powerpuff girls are the jam

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