Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML
Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML
Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
Today, I ordered pick-up from a restaurant I really like. It was pouring, so instead of taking the long way across the pedestrian walk, I ran through a grass-covered area and tripped on tree roots. I was right in front of the restaurant, so everybody saw me. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
hahahaha FAIL its beautiful. i'm excited to search through thousands of youtube videos in hopes of finding that one. wait...now i sound like a loser, NO! you still fail.
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
link to video?
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
hahahaha FAIL its beautiful. i'm excited to search through thousands of youtube videos in hopes of finding that one. wait...now i sound like a loser, NO! you still fail.
kat666 0
I wonder if you searched "clichés" on YouTube would it come up with that video?!
If0nly 0
haha
regal 0
sounds like the cop in my town that pirates movies before they come out
CptLanny10 7
copLAD
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
link to video?
XxSlAyNnXx 0
yea copy and paste the link lol.... epic.
bambiNo_fml 0
lol what epic policemen america has
Program_fml 0
Ouch, that sucks. Sorry to hear it, but just remember: tragedy + distance = comedy. Also, someone else + pain-that-doesn't-draw-blood = comedy.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Show the link. I don't have time to go through a thousand videos looking for someone I've never seen before. xD That's amusingly cliché.
could_be_funny 0
haha I would have just laughed if that was me
hospital_party 0
I do believe you can sue a person for filming you for more than five seconds, if you are distinguishable in the shot and the footage is made public or is sold for profit. You should have informed them of that. Idiots.
ffmmllyaya 0
oh shut up
whoisthisgirl 4
well it's true..
cracchiolo 16
#11 - no profit would be made from said YouTube video. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be over said 5 seconds anyway. I say chill out wanna be lawyer.