Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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ManInTheMachine 20
I guess you could say that he *lowers sunglasses* Took your breath away.
bradyk42 6
At least he knows you like him. It could always be worse, one of my friends vomited in his girlfriend's mouth.
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Comments (56)
bjdog98 9
Just tell him he takes your breath away
raininginseattle 9
Why did this fml make me think of the joke where, when the blonde was pulled over? And when the cop came up and unzipped his fly, she complained "oh no, not another breathalyzer!"
brinnablaine 22
Somehow I'd never heard that one.
cheshirecat13242 32
Don't give up, OP--practice makes perfect ;-)
steffidallasbfl 16
Just tell him you needed your inhaler because he took your breath away.! It was sweet of him to keep going after you had yo take your inhaler instead of just letting it kill the mood. (:
hienzburgess 9
well I'm sure this will be included when you tell your children about the times that took your breath away.
Jeffy91 28
Hey... most people I know that use inhalers mainly use them when they get over excited. The fact ya used it 3 times really just shows you really like this boy, so all in all it could be just a good thing. ya know?
brinnablaine 22
Very true.
EverestMelting 23
It's okay for a guy to take your breath away ;)
eatmor2 9
I'm pretty sure this is the cutest fml I have ever read
dRpRdP 8
take that stuff with u always... or react as u got ur ******.. else that will b the last time for u..
jw90 18
Looks like he literally took your breath away.