Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
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Nyehmaster 0
-insert shitty situation comment here-
Kua_Mei 0
That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.
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Comments (107)
uhhohh5252 0
awwh talk about a shitty first day(: lol
truehitman2010 0
anonymous likes to eat dirty underwear
k9obsessed 5
Aw, man, that's gotta suck. You earned serious repect from me for going despite feeling terrible, though. At least you cared enough about your education to try. FYL, and I hope it doesn't happen again.
shitdesturbur 0
that's what we call a shitty moment
attatood 8
"Students, this is a fire drill. We need you to evacuate" does not mean what you thought it did.
TSS_Fan 0
That sucks like hell :( Poor u.
colorguardgeek 8
whoa. we were just talking about throwing up in the hallway during Spanish today. that's really scary. sorry about having to wait though. fyl.
FlaGuy21 0
Talk about a poorly-timed vomshit.
egginmegan 0
Dude. That happens to everyone I don't understand why people are freaking.
fairypower 4
is it me or is there always that one kid who ***** himself out of fear on the first day if school and then had to transfer because nobody wants to be friends with a kid who ***** himself