Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
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Nyehmaster 0
-insert shitty situation comment here-
Kua_Mei 0
That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.
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Comments (107)
hideyoself 4
Damn, ghetto ass school without fresh undies
hideyoself 4
Go commando and falcon punch your principal in the funch with your shitty fist.
dumbestdrummer 0
ya but some parents think their kid is bluffing no matter what
kiwi00 0
You should of ditched the undies.
skyeyez9 25
I think I would have threw those undies in the trash rather than wearing shitty underwear for an hour.
TSS_Fan 0
Lol. Really? What a life. *Kidding*
zp5 4
*insert shitty puns here*
attatood 8
You don't have gym clothes to change into at the very least? Maybe a shower in the locker room? You got into your Dads' car like that? GROSS!
That_helped 4
ahaha Yeah. hope her dad didnt mind his daughter messing up his car.
ScreamoxD 0
Are you still in elementary?
Efilyn 0
19, schools I know require a guardian to get you out of school.
foolishgirl 0
shitty day huh? xD
musicology 0
I think I would have rather had none on then wearing ones that were completely soiled..you should have went to the restroom cleaned yourself off and threw away the ones you were wearing!
lulzaroonie 0
thank you, someone who has common sense. at least the OP will learn to carry spare underwear in future or to stay home when they feel ill
zanguard 0
I wish I was there to see you waddle to the nurse like a penguin with a butt rash.
MrLefty 8
if I could like a comment from my iPod app, I would like this one.