Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
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perdix 31
Hm. He's taking pictures of your ass? Did you know this about your old friend or is this a new development? Maybe your comment on his FB should be "Look who got eveñ gayer!"
Anteezy 7
Well you probably did get fatter didn't you.
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Comments (73)
dragonaair 5
HAHAHAHA. That's funny, but extremely rude.
chewbacca69 0
^ Thank you Captain obvious
WeeGee_fml 0
captain obvious? can I be captain falcon
the_real_deal 0
if he gets to be captain falcon I wanna be captain tiger paw
The_Moustache 6
I call that tranny, Wario.
FreshSalad 1
ooo!!! I want daisy!!!
AMagicalLeoplura 0
Do you have what it takes to be a captain? btw I call being captain icebreaker
blaherman 12
and I'm captain Morgan .
joshijosh 0
i'll be Captain Planet!! oh yeah im the hero haha
Lalala1996 0
your welcome lieutenant sarcasm! o.o I had to...
schalk 12
..and illegal maybe. The new laws for identity theft and whatnot are a bitch
Anteezy 7
Well you probably did get fatter didn't you.
QueenOfBoredom 0
even if that is so it's still being a jackass
xTrue25 0
queen of boredom eh? you just eat the whole time huh?
MoldinRooster 0
46 - That was funnier then the FML. :D
Doortje 30
Wow, what an ass. Remove him from your friends list asap.
DocBastard 40
You're an ass for adding him to your Facebook so quickly. A big ass. A very VERY big ass.
attatood 8
@ #5 Hahahaha! I see what you did there. Too Amusing... and yet cruel. I love it :)
RosiePatosie 0
Dang, rude.
Mama_Umbridge 8
Ju know how you can fix that? Lift everything you can find over your head, and eat notting but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS
perdix 31
Hm. He's taking pictures of your ass? Did you know this about your old friend or is this a new development? Maybe your comment on his FB should be "Look who got eveñ gayer!"
untoward 0
you win @ life
irockfendergirl 0
Awesome! :)
denvan 0
A+ to that
turtleninja 0
ftw!
daddy15 0
ydi for being a fat person and letting your self go.
InnocentLies 0
Well did you gain weight ? If so then YDI for not staying in shape. He was just being honest. :D
ImaginaryFoe 1
He wasn't "just" being honest, he was also being unnecessarily rude. Nobody's perfect and to post someone's flaws online without his knowledge or permission is the work of an true arsehole. If someone asks for your opinion, by all means, be honest. But there is no need to be crass.
kiwi00 0
Why do people always jump to surgery when there's an FML about looks. Surgery is unaffordable to most people and in most cases unnecessary.