Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?
haw008 14
I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.
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Comments (121)
JoshuahColins 19
I guess you were in... *removes sunglasses * A shitty situation YAAAAAAAAAAAA
ViRepz 28
Don't crap yourself from all that excitement.
persianninja 23
Did you really do that after what everyone says about the "shitty situation" comments
puggypark 14
Let me tell ya, its not very pleasent
Rougeee 6
19: actually, considering he was the first comment, the complaints came later. But it's still a bad pun.
JoshuahColins 19
I've always wanted to use it. I didn't know people hated it so much actually lol Guess I know now!
persianninja 23
I am talking about previous FML's
JoshuahColins 19
Don't read comments much :/
MidnightMusic53 37
Talk about a shitty day. Sorry, I had to! Perfect opportunity.
JoshuahColins 19
Exactly! You understand my situation here lol
pantherpride98 10
They're just haters :P
pantherpride98 10
They're just haters :P u should Kik me: crystal1198
challan 19
Josh, on FML only Perdix wears sunglasses.
Turrence 9
This is worse than the time a racoon got caught in the copy machine.
sarah6786 14
This comment got you in an even worse shituation than the OP.
slooby_fml 25
What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?
ohSNAPyall 27
Even without empathy, you'd think he'd want to avoid putting up with your shit.
Caitie_kid 8
That's when you plop your poopy undies on his desk and peace out.
ex_stripper_jk 20
Maybe douche is the wrong word here. We will call him... Buttwipe.
sematariux 7
Slooby, the boss wasn't the only one "void" of something today....
haw008 14
I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.
effyuuurlifee 7
Why couldn't you save us!!!
JoshuahColins 19
I've always wanted to use it, cut me some slack
ViRepz 28
Sorry to shit on your parade.
ohSNAPyall 27
12 cut OP some slacks. She needs a new pair.
JoshuahColins 19
Ha!!!
punkyboy 11
quick get in the delorian you have to go back and save us
Rougeee 6
You wrote this like it's a common occurrence..?
jojimugo 20
My thoughts exactly ... Are people ******** themselves at work and am unaware about it?
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Some people are chronically full of shit, like ireply_wlyrics.
xInwex 12
Maybe it is? I have Crohn's disease, and let me tell yah, shit like this is a common occurrence when you're sick.
Welshite 40
#33: Calling members out like that exhibits a level of immaturity rarely seen. Watch yourself.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
And that welshite guy too, what a pretentious fucktard.
lizzi02 13
I have Crohn's Disease as well, and quite a few people with more severe cases do need to brong extra pants with them. And even with a mild case, you don't always get a lot of warning before you have to find a bathroom.
Ripplez13 9
It easily could be, considering the range of gastrointestinal conditions that can make one lose control of one's bowels.
tegraturbo2000 15
your boss has a real shitty attitude..sry op
j_729 18
*incoming shitty situation puns*
ViRepz 28
You guys are full of crap, shit happens jeez
JoshuahColins 19
Back at ya
SamCat 21
geez #8, you sound a bit angry ;)
theKevmeister 13
should have sat in his chair a minute
NiamhMcA 4
Bring spare clothes to work just in case!
ohSNAPyall 27
Too late!
Jjimen1654 9
Ugh but op would still probably feel all nasty and sad. Going home is just the best thing to do in that situation.
BadApple88 29
Show him your shitty pants
BrotherPhil 35
That's kind of the point.