Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I had a softball tournament which also landed on my birthday. My dad had to leave town for work, so he left me a card on my night stand. Instead of a happy birthday, all it said was 'Don't mess up the game for everyone'. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
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FATSQUIRELL69 0
lmfao hahah your dad is funny, hes just probably joking around, most parents do that
breenntt 0
lmao. this made my day.
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Comments (134)
keepmeonthedl 7
That's horrible but funny at the same time. If he was joking, that is.
LAXgurlie28 0
lmbo, it's okay. Next time give him a pack of pencils.
Paula231_fml 0
Dude you're dad is funny I want him he's a Win!
flashback.miss 28
lol this reminds me of a pic I saw. instead of a man.. it was a sorrowful looking girl... erasing a big YOU. but OP... he loves you though, right? Then in that case-- you can be considered a surprising 'accident'/ mistake....
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Get a sense of humor. Your dad's joke was a lot better than yours. YDI
perdix 31
You ought to hook up with that girl who wanted a tattoo -- you can start a whole family of mistakes where each kid is more ****** up than the one before. Like the Kardashians.
flashback.miss 28
@ 20 lol :) but does the world really need that :)
FFML_314 12
Your dad is a genius. The best lines are swift and well delivered. You should inspire to be just like him.
dudeitsdanny 10
Aspire. You mean aspire.
perdix 31
Leave her alone. She's so cute, she can say whatever she likes! ;)
RedPillSucks 33
how about 'expire'?
perdix 31
Expire, perspire, it wouldn't matter. Do you see that smile? She could say "Ass Pyre" and I'd know what she's talking about.
dudeitsdanny 10
Now she can be cute AND know the right word =) Especially since inspire seems to be wayyy too opposite in this case, lol.
FFML_314 12
Boo! Yes, I meant aspire, but my brain was in over time from working the 15 hours prior and no sleep, so give me a break :P Thanks, Perdix. LOL! I wish my smile excused me from making mistakes!
perdix 31
It does in my book ;)
FFML_314 12
Well, thank you! I will have to smile every time I screw up!
rubina 0
you rock for not giving the green light on stupidity simply because it came from a chick.
Hannerzzz 0
Hahaaa, thats funny, cuz I got one of those from my friends for school and I showed it to my dad and did the same thing. So its not an FML...
hahaalolz 0
omg yes same thing happened to me but it was my mum who made the pun. those guys need grow a sense of humor ayee lol
Hollisterbabe11 0
it was a joke back so relax! stop being such a big baby
sam_08_fml 0
Well maybe you should do something about it and correct his mistake. (Hint Hint)