Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
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Top comments
crackberrie 0
creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)
teehee520 0
Creepy... Happy birthday tho!
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Comments (90)
efwiz 0
Tell him no sucky sucky!
LAXer9393 0
it's my brithday too! happy birthday, fellow august fifther. :)
youngbutwise15 5
Happy Birthday! you wish u had more money Happy Birthday! your life's so sad it's funny wait since when is having a stalker funny? A: since when your stalker calls u and sings happy birthday sounding like a japanese guy
shadow35518 0
okay seriously people? why do you have to be so disrespectful? she had a terrible birthday i bet alot of you wouldn't be happy if everyone forgot you on your birthday. it's ment to be a special day just for you. andi0804 happy birthday and i'm sorry people have to be asses and nit pick everything. i hope today and every other day goes a little better! :)
maddybaddy 0
I am so sorry. If it's any consolation, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
cmac86 24
at least he remembered.
Nightfallz 0
anyone who expects anything for their birthday gets an auto ydi.
lilbitch123 0
and anyone who tries to be a smart little bitch gets an auto "shut the **** up"
iljajlm 4
Says the girl named "lilbitch123" lmao though that was funny
vers_fml 0
hear hear, the fact she thinks she has a "stalker" makes me thinks she's just a middle schooler, and i'm tired hearing about their "horrible" lives.
Consequences 0
That's kind of neat that you're friendly enough with your stalker to pick up the phone for them. At least you have someone to speak with when you're lonely.
MacintoshDima 0
YLF... :(