Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
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Top comments
crackberrie 0
creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)
teehee520 0
Creepy... Happy birthday tho!
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Comments (90)
pokerface1995 0
It was me
pinkunicorns14 0
guess u have no friends or a life U GULLY CREEPER
locotime 0
Take cover! ssssssssssssssss *boom* well at least it sang a bit.
emgardner216 5
Lololol
Raven16 3
Well at least someone cares...
tormcn 26
No one called you, but your stalker.. you deserve it! By which I mean.. you did deserve a call from him. It's better than none!
analise1998 25
you should probs issue a "special avo"
PunkPrincess_fml 11
Like 16 candles kinda