deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
skatingweasel 0
perhaps its her way of telling you she doesn't want to hear you when you guys have sex.
fml2424 0
wow that blowsss. anyone who likes nickleback clearly needs has bad taste in music and needs to start listening to other music. i can understand how when you first heard a song from them you were like okay this is fine.. but then when you heard all the rest.. wouldnt u get sick of listening to the same song over and over again lol. pandora that shit and listen to something else.
poopfaceade 0
#51 you win...you win
TEAZO 0
lol i dont think they should have made that one. but oh well =]
nffd23 0
you're lucky, my (ex) girlfriend didnt get me anyting. didnt do anything specail. didnt even say happy birthday. want her phone number?
gossipgirl9889 0
wow you are an ass
hrucker 0
Aw dude that sucks, hard.
FrostyNorth 0
This has to be one of the best, and will probably be one of the most underrated, FMLs ever! It's short, sweet, and perfectly sarcastic. Half the people lol'd like me and the other half are pissed because they assume the guy's just being an ass! Brilliant! I don't care for Nickelback, but I know hating them is very popular, so take a chill pill Nickelback fans.
twoheadedboy 0
Agree with #60. This is possibly the best FML ever. If it's true, I feel sorry for you, but I doubt someone would actually buy a loved one a Nickelback CD. That's like giving feces in a bag.
marisaichiban 0
I don't know what's worse- Your username, or the fact that you even got this posted.