Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
boarderchika 0
seriously...yours gets put on here for getting a CD of a band you dont like... but yet i put one about falling in love over the internet (yea stupid on my part to begin with) but then i find out i was dating a girl the entire time for 2 years...and mine gets denied...flippin lame
karyspecialk 0
that might possibly be the worst birthday present ever
karyspecialk 0
and #63 you fail
dwights 0
agreed with number 4
omgbeckyyy 0
At least you got a gift. Way to be a douche.
mfmylife95 0
yea really not FML worthy, least she tried to make you happy
th3wh1tee 0
Getting a Nickelback Cd is like an insult and she is taking away more than she is giving. Damn her to hell or just get her a Katy Perry cd in return lol. Or some bullshit like Hinder.
strange_ways 0
she must really hate you.
tehhotness 0
I would kill myself
HelloFlower 0
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. This is so funny! FYL indeed.