Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
ohdamn_fml 2
Best FML ever!
DepressedSoul124 0
she forgot the NOT at the end
blackfiredudette 0
Haha, it's my birthday too! And um, I'd be more appreciative that she got you something, probably a gift she thought you might like.
ninamarie_4 0
Aghhhh! Worst fml ever!!!
Heidi_fml 0
The very mention of Nickelback is FML worthy.
AhtnamasYerg 0
Hah hah, agreed. The mention of that abomination put me off my lunch.
lifesuxxx 0
this is the worth FML i've ever read. It was nice enough of your girlfriend to get you a gift
friedman_fml 0
People please. It's a joke. He's kidding. Don't freak out if you don't like Nickelback, and don't pull that "you should be more appreciative, jerk!" crap. It was meant to be funny, to say FML because someone got you a CD of a crappy band for your BIRTHDAY is FUNNY. Don't take this so serious. Don't worry person who got the crappy CD, I think you're funny.
Hum_fml 0
Not fml worthy at all! I don't like nickleback either but if I get it as a present I'll try to listen to it or something! Blah! At least you got something!
clipse 0
A Nickelback CD? Did you Chris Brown your girlfriend or something?
Iroquois_fml 0
You must be one spoiled son of a bitch. Be glad there's a girl willing to date you, and be glad she cares enough to get you something.
gamernerd007 0
hahahaha, simple but fcken hilarious