deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
Collection
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
lynx_fml 0
There should be a "not an FML" button.
milo_fml 0
LMAO. This is probably the funniest FML I've read all day. Lighten up people. Really.
Lucicx0 0
How did this get posted? And I'm guessing by his name 'deez_nutz' that hes a fan of the chronic<3 so he most likely wouldnt like nickelback.
skeptictank 0
Dump her immediately and without explanation.
louyfi85 0
lol that's pretty bad.
Tuxedo_Mask 0
hilarrious.=]
Silhouette_fml 0
You need to drop her ASAP.
ohmygolly 0
Quick, burn the CD and call an exorcist!
xPediophobia 0
Nickleback are alright. Why's it so bad? My brother got a Busted CD for his 16th. He hates them. Live with it.
Radiation_fml 0
lol @ everyone saying Nickleback is good. THEY'RE NOT. start listening to some new music that doesn't sound like horse shit. & this is a hilarious FML.
kikikachu 0
Hey, to everyone dissing... People like different music, if they were horrible they wouldnt have sold millions apon millions of cds , and made millions of money. So, just cuz its not your type of music doesnt mean u have any say in what it is D:< kk cuz its just as easy to make fun of whatever the **** u like,
redbluegreen 41
Just accept that Nickelback is one of those things that this website makes fun of. It's easier that way.
Ananomouse254 0
sooo... what exactly does horse shit sound like? It's just fine to be a fan of Nickelback; just like it's ok to be a douche bag who hates them. So enjoy your douchebaggery. XD