deez_nutz
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML
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Anonymous
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
ricewine23
Turn it off, make it stop!
Today, I bought a truck. It's a little beat up, but I got a pretty good deal because of it… Or so I thought. Turns out there's a Nickelback CD stuck in the player. And the radio is spotty. I can't help but think that had something to do with it. FML
WAPmeBaby
United States
Anthony Fantano over here
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
lame
United States
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Top comments
hazz_fml 0
I like Nickelback? What's so bad about that? :S
sancho839 0
you, sir, are an ass. get over yourself.
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Comments (436)
RawrToast 0
NickelBack sucks, all there music sounds the same!
DepressedSoul124 0
you lier you probably only heard one song @$$ hole
mandiepandie204 0
ohhhh yeah.
WOLFEYES72 2
he said they all sound the same so how can you know if he's only heard one song? maybe he has maybe he hasn't, but obviously he couldn't tell the difference if they all sound the same!
lovsoccer4life 0
he obviously listens to them if he knows all the songs sound the same .. -___-
Endymion_fml 0
I guess the only option left to you is suicide. Tough break.
Greg101 0
I consider it torture to have to listen to their songs.
kandy_fml 0
I'm unsure what side to take. If you like Nickleback. Why the hell are you complaining? Oh no! my girlfriend got me the CD of a band I like! **** my life! Get over yourself. However, if you don't like Nickleback, maybe your girlfriend thought you would so she got you the CD. On the other hand, you guys should probably know what kind of music the other prefers. There's no way to be sure.
capslockisgood 19
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xbentxlovex 0
so not fml worthy. save it for your fb status and get a life. who cares if you don't like the band. you got a gift. sell it on ebay and use the money to buy something else.
HatesMyMom 0
Nickleback sucks. i feel sorry for you
britt030209 0
How the hell did this get approved as an FML? Nickelback is awesome by the way! I love them! This is so not an FML story.
greedy_dead_soul 0
Get rid of her. Get rid of her fast.
DepressedSoul124 0
for giving him a present she thought he might like and not being selfish unlike you and all the other ass'
Gewoonbijah 1
WIN
emilypancakes 0
he was trying to be funny. which it was. because nickleback is terrible. and it would suck if your girlfriend didn't know enough to know that... or at least know you well enough. so. lol. good fml.
Gio_fml 6
F this FML