Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
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JINJANINJA 0
if hes two they are milk teeth, bad but not the end of the world
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Poor thing. He'll probably hate tickling for the rest of his life now haha
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Comments (111)
ColdGold 6
dang. you're mean. Poor kid won't have teeth for another 4 or 5 years. You owe that kid -- Big! Start saving for his dental work.
ColdGold 6
and speech therapy.
hannah1203 2
All he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth back.
xohockeyfreak10x 0
all I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth, my two front teeth :p
Sunsbeenkind 0
God damn, people are dumb when it comes to tickling kids. It's ******* annoying. Yeah it may seem "cute" to you, but damn, know when to stop. Tickling is basically domination of the nerves.
stn2010 0
no means no. His speach is now going to develop poorly and children will pick on him until his permanent ones grow in. Oh, and then he'll have to learn how to speak again.
notsocommonsense 1
it's alright i lost all four of my front top teeth when i was six and besides a bit slower learning to talk phase i was no differnt there will be no difference within a year
Lola2cool 0
Oh god that sucks,Did his mom at mad at you?
sgracemoore 0
all I want for Christmas Is my 2 front teeth!!!!
Filur 0
Ah, he'll have some again in a couple of years. Accidents happen, and I'm sure next time you'll make sure there aren't any hard objects around =P