Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
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JINJANINJA 0
if hes two they are milk teeth, bad but not the end of the world
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Poor thing. He'll probably hate tickling for the rest of his life now haha
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JINJANINJA 0
if hes two they are milk teeth, bad but not the end of the world
exotica_fml 6
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LOL the mental image is hilarious of him smashing his head into the desk lololol
Jessi_the_sexii 0
never be a dentist.
TheOptimist 0
I agree with 1. Make sure you make some donations to the tooth fairy, and tell her to be extra generous with what she leaves behind.
smiles4life 1
all I want for my birthday is my two front teeth xD
ily1210 10
hes a little kid, his teeth will grow back. but still accidents happen
yurlve1992 0
ahahahahhahahaha , sorry OP mustve sucked but it's still hilarious :p Never have kids!
bigredmonkeybutt 30
How hard would it be to move away from the desk? Or are you just an idiot with a total lack of spatial perception?
rallets 23
lol i agree with #3 i cant stop giggling
ilovenerds_ 1
Maybe this is a sign that you shouldn't have kids...
nobody_u_ko 0
they will grow back not a huge deal... next time don't get so rough with the tickling
MissChelle79 0
awww... poor kid! luckily he's got 2 more to replace them! don't be too hard on yourself op, it happens. should be f his life... he's the one who lost the teeth :-P
halahalahala 0
i hope u dont mean it for real :O :O
MangoArizona 0
Awwwwww poor thing :(
_TONGAN_ 5
wow for a 2 yr old he must move a lot just by being tickled!
Hoplaka 0
Haha 17 made me laugh :)
ChesterJester11 0
they would've fallen out anyway... still, FYL
Unbannedban 0
smack dat, all on the floo, smack dat...
sexy_chick_123 0
15 I LOVE your hair! :)
Skroal_stomper 5
Why are they called milk teeth?
Kylias 6
At least now he knows what to wish for Christmas. :D
GamerGoddess 0
I know what he wants for Christmas
pohkerfayce 0
ooh
getsuga97 0
well it seems we know what he wants for christmas: his two front teeth.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
1/62: The phrase "milk teeth" means different things in different places. In the US, I've only heard it used to describe when an infant is born with a full set of teeth. That's pretty rare, and creepy as hell. I'm guessing those are called milk teeth because the child isn't yet weaned when he or she has them. I can't imagine breastfeeding such an infant. O_o In other places, I think the phrase is synonymous with the US's "baby teeth." I don't know why, though.
itsybitsyspider 0
now all he wants for christmas are his two front teeth..
scenekid1119 0
Give it back to him on his 16 birthday. have make him think it's car keys, say "I got you something you been wanting for a while and was going to you on x mas but though u should wait till now" (get it? all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth?)
Friaza 29
^ That's kind of scary o.o
Oreohugzpenny 4
At least he will not be asking for his two front teeth for Christmas!!
Fluffeh 5
You totally deserved it, that's all I got to say about that. Least you don't have to walk around with your teeth knocked out, and try to chew food that he probably just started on.
bobeattaco 5
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth.
illmatic2 16
You have to be careful when you're holding kids.
ncvolley123 8
well, but now the little boy knows what to wish for for Christmas!!!
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Poor thing. He'll probably hate tickling for the rest of his life now haha
iron_chefITALY 0
atleast the tooth fairy will pay him big time
pinkpillowz 0
tickling is the worst torture you can do to someone, because it's funny toture. mwhaha
thekraken 0
It's ok they're all baby teeth they're gonna fall out anyways.
mindlessengineer 0
Even if they are the milky teeth, the poor kid will spend wuite a long time teethless. That is quite a big problem, isn't it? I'm not blaming you, but the poor kid will be angry in the future.
scenekid1119 0
Why didn't you just give the child two birthday spankings for it's second birthday like everyone else? This kid will have false teeth by twelve at that rate
magicalchazwick 0
where are you from that a birthday constitutes a beating?
scenekid1119 0
I was making a joke, i'm sorry you haven't heard of the "birthday spankings" presants. it's a joke so lighten up, I'm sure others have heard of it
InfiltratedMind 0
spanking isn't beating dumbshit. my dad mom and grandpa always spanked me on my birthdays till I was like 7 and it never hurt or made me cry I just squealed and laughed. if that's abuse then I was I was beaten horribly as a child
snowboarder25 0
haha
Lorysa 11
Aww, poor guy, FHL. You couldn't have expected it, it sounds like he was having fun until he lost his teeth. Be careful where you do that from now on, though... my boyfriend tickled me when I was lying next to a lake on a slope, bad idea.