Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
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JINJANINJA 0
if hes two they are milk teeth, bad but not the end of the world
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Poor thing. He'll probably hate tickling for the rest of his life now haha
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Comments (111)
FMLephant 2
smash all of his teeth out and buy him dentures for Christmas. problem solved
citrinka 0
all I want for christmas is my two front teeth...
teotsi 28
Too late, #96.
QWERTYCommander 5
Wow. FYL. Hope your sister doesn't hate you now.
Doortje 30
You so NOT deserved this. You were playing with a 2-year old, you couldn't have known there would be a bloody ending. So FYL (and your nephew's).
sxcthaigirl 6
awwh. poor darlin. :( at least he's still a kiddo new teeth will grow in(:
ncvolley123 8
now he knows what to wish for on christmas!!! it would be funny but kinda sick to wrap up his teeth and give them back!!!!
beaker90 2
I had something similar happen to me when I was about three years old. I was sitting at a picnic table with my mom and it flipped over and hit me in the mouth, knocking my two front teeth out. The dentist gave me false front teeth because even though they were baby teeth, they are instrumental in helping a child learn to speak correctly. When I was 7, my adult teeth grew in and no permanent harm was done. I learned to speak properly and it's now a fun story to tell about how for about 4 years, all I really wanted to Christmas were my two front teeth!
mikey0505 0
lmfao I don't no why am laughing bad aunty he will never love you ass the same
pinkpillowz 0
-27 now I know why I could never say my S's right ! I never had the teeth!
faifai_fml 21
meh, silly kid. whatever, a day later and i'm sure he completely forgot about it. no worries.
rofflewaffle 9
They'll grow back, and it's not like he's gonna remember. Kids are clumsy as hell anyway.