Today, my ex told me she got pregnant from when I was comforting her when her mother died. We were still friends, so I went to her house and held her while she cried. One thing led to another and we began fucking like rabbits. I was gonna propose to my girlfriend next month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, I found I’m pregnant. I hooked up with my ex when my now boyfriend and I had broken up for a week. My ex doesn’t want kids. It’s most likely my ex's kid. My boyfriend has now proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Today, my ex was fucking me, tossing me on his bed and pulling my clothes off. I can't resist sex, but I whimpered, "I'm ovulating…" It seemed to turn him on more. I hope to god I don't get pregnant. FML
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Lost Reggie 22
Not only did you f up your life, your current gf's life, your ex-girlfriend's life, and your future child's life, you took advantage of an emotionally compromised person for your own gratification. YDI in spades.
poopface82 25
Once again, it’s a contest between the cheating and the stupidity for which is worse.
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Lost Reggie 22
Not only did you f up your life, your current gf's life, your ex-girlfriend's life, and your future child's life, you took advantage of an emotionally compromised person for your own gratification. YDI in spades.
poopface82 25
Once again, it’s a contest between the cheating and the stupidity for which is worse.
Wadlaen 24
Well, you certainly get to lay in the bed you've made. Best of luck, on several aspects of your life and situation!
Austin Cannon 5
Ah, what a noble soul—so masterfully governed by his ‘urges’ that loyalty becomes a foreign concept. Truly, a modern Casanova… if Casanova had the self-control of a toddler in a candy store. 👏