Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML
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ikickyourbutt 9
well. you had good intentions!!
atthegates 0
today, my girlfriend lost my keys. when i got a new key, i found out my a/c vents were full of confetti. FML
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Comments (156)
skarlly 10
um its the thought that counts? :)
vbmg152 19
If someone put confetti anywhere in my $50,000 car, I'd have to kick their ass! you don't know what damage that could do not to mention the mess! YDI and you should pay for the key if you have to pay a dollar a week for the rest of your lame life! Do not do that again!!!
truehitman2010 0
ydi what if he was driving down the road and turned on the ac and it blinds him and he crashed somthing and died
SorrowFull 8
confetti? did you decide against putting sugar in his gas tank? Nothing says "I love you" more than vandalizing your significant other's car
brianjman14 23
Good intentions, but seriously, why would you put confetti in the A/C? That's just retarded.
alissa222 15
I hope you are planning to both pay for the key and clean up the confetti (it sounds like it'd be a bitch to clean a car full of confetti). Though cute idea.
Pasty_fml 4
Why is everyone saying, "Good intentions" or "cute idea." It is not cute. It is dumb, mean and just plain idiotic. I am not sure there are enough words to describe how this was a bad idea. It could potentially ruin his car. I would have broken up with someone that dumb.
CoryX 9
if that somehow happened to work, I hope that he doesn't decide to turn on the a/c while actually driving
SMyD_RenBen 0
Yay:3
suprmidgt 0
That's a cheap key these days. That said. DO NOT MESS WITH A MAN'S CAR!!! For any reason.
stevenmx86 8
Wow, you're a dumb ass op..